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Aug 8, 2005 17:23:40 GMT 1
Post by Ben (DM) on Aug 8, 2005 17:23:40 GMT 1
Know any good jokes? Postum here. I'll start.
A piece of string walks into a bar and asks for beer. The bartender says "We don't serve pieces of string, get our of here." A few minutes later, the piece of string goes back in, slumped over, and trying to conceal he is a piece of string. He says, "Can I have a beer please?" The bartender says, "You're that piece of string, get out of here." The piece of string goes outside, dejected. He frays the end of himself to look like hair, and then ties himself into a knot to make it look like he has arms and legs. He walks into the bar and say, "Hi. Beer please." The bartender says, "Aren't you that same piece of string that keeps coming in here?" and the piece of string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
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Dec 6, 2005 16:46:56 GMT 1
Post by Raspberry Ice Monster on Dec 6, 2005 16:46:56 GMT 1
I got killed in an experiment to make explosives out of food. I mixed lemons with grenades and got lemonades.
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Dec 8, 2005 10:01:36 GMT 1
Post by Angrod Culnámo on Dec 8, 2005 10:01:36 GMT 1
Seriously, you watch to much bad guys on Newgrounds "Sven is bleeding from the head..."
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Dec 8, 2005 16:37:53 GMT 1
Post by Hank on Dec 8, 2005 16:37:53 GMT 1
Indeed:
"Let Stephen case them."
"But Stephen has no legs!!!"
"I don't care, he's f*cking fast!"
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Dec 11, 2005 11:58:34 GMT 1
Post by Angrod Culnámo on Dec 11, 2005 11:58:34 GMT 1
"Now, who was guarding the jewel?"
"That was all George."
"The hell it was, I was guarding the Turnips."
"Who gives a nuts about Turnips."
"Oh, you did not just insult Turnips."
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Dec 12, 2005 10:45:32 GMT 1
Post by Lunatien on Dec 12, 2005 10:45:32 GMT 1
what a joke cant u just place the link so ppl can watch it themselves instead of typing it here ??
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Dec 20, 2005 18:46:16 GMT 1
Post by Angrod Culnámo on Dec 20, 2005 18:46:16 GMT 1
I could do that, but I'm freaking evil, so I won't!
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Dec 27, 2005 14:40:24 GMT 1
Post by Lunatien on Dec 27, 2005 14:40:24 GMT 1
*detect evil* (i know dimoan pallys cant, but hah, so what ) your not evil, give us the link
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Jan 2, 2006 2:07:29 GMT 1
Post by Janna on Jan 2, 2006 2:07:29 GMT 1
I am EVIL!!!!! Y'know why? CUZ I HAVE PROTECTION FROM FAT ;D oww...and ehm..Cuz i reply useless and dunno the link = D
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